we cant date if u dont sk8

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"
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"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

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literallysokka:

patronussouldream:

Sokka and his Moose Lion.

THIS IS WONDERFUL

wolfen-lotus:

meh-ugh-bleh:

Showing your parents your report card like

Existing like


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prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Could you please have Professor Layton go through an existential crisis for getting a puzzle wrong? Something like: “Every puzzle has an ans- wait…. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT IT WRONG!?!? I…. I think I need to lie down.”

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Several people have also asked me to do this great post by assranlegacy, so I combined the two requests.